Downtown Austin, Austin · bar
About the size of a grocery store checkout lane, with no natural light and barely enough room for the crowd it attracts, this is the kind of dive bar that turns rowdy almost by architectural necessity. Bartenders take shots with customers, throw on ’90s hip-hop, and encourage dancing on the bar, mostly because there’s nowhere else left to stand.
12+ taps in rotation — order whatever's cheapest and pull up a stool.
Ask the bartender to pour you a dirty one — the house tradition since 2008.
Cheap Texas longneck, cold as the dive bar vibe. The move at Dirty Bills.
Happy hour runs Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, 5:00 PM to 6:30 PM.